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The Sayings of Roger

Here is a collection of various sayings and musings I have come up with in the course of my ramblings. Updated now and again.

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Question:

If "light matter" is the matter in the universe that is affected by both gravity and light. And if "dark matter" is the matter in the universe that is affected by gravity but not light. What do you call matter in the universe that is not affected by gravity or light?

Answer: Don't Matter

You call it "don't matter" because whatever it is, it don't matter. If something in our universe affects neither light nor gravity, it makes absolutely no difference to what happens in the observable part of our universe.

 

 

Roger's Joke of June 2019

A terrorist suicide bomber completes his mission and goes to heaven.

There he meets his twenty virgins, gets a big smile on his face, and rubs his hands in anticpation.

The lead virgin comes up and says, "Yes, we are your twenty virgins... AND WE ARE STAYING THAT WAY."

Roger's Joke of May 2016

Lucifer walks into a salon.
There are shrieks as the hairdressers rush to the back of the salon and cower in terror.
Jesus comes out of the break room and sizes up the situation.
He takes a heroic stance, pulls out scissors and comb, and says...

"Fear not. I will give the devil his 'do."

Roger's Joke of April 2015

How do you insult a shape changer?

Start singing, "I love you just the way you are."

 

 

Roger's Philosophic Nuggets

 

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